I didn't really bench 225. I mean I did, but only sort of. I believe Meathead Code dictates that 3 solid reps unassisted are what's required to officially call it successful. Reps one and two went up fully unassisted...but by the time the third made it's way up, my buddy Jeff looked like he may have soiled himself in the effort to assist. I think I blacked out and forgot who I was for the next 3 days.
But I never wore Zubaz - no need for a confession there.