Saturday, June 15, 2013

Confessions of Guilt from Dan Graves - Installment #11

I started the inappropriate hi-five.  It was my thing.  I designed and deployed it as a real world version of the much sought-after "dislike" button everyone wants in Facebook.  Properly executed, it's a raised hand prefaced with the phrase, "inappropriate hi-five".  Adjust intonation of phrase to suit the severity of the situation.

Buddy lost his job?  Throw him an inappropriate hi-five.  Buddy too drunk to drive home?  Take his keys and throw him an inappropriate hi-five to cool his temper.  Lousy performance in the bedroom?  Spice it up with an inappropriate hi-five (results may vary).

If you've ever been offended by an inappropriate hi-five, whoops - my bad.  If you find yourself in a situation where it's applicable, try it on for is a thing, after all.

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